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Sep 27

Jimmy Fallon is Not Funny.

Jimmy Fallon is not funny. He never really has been, either. Watching him attempt “comedy” is among the most painful things on Earth. I had a hernia a few years ago, and that was like diving into a tub full of tits compared to watching Fallon “act”. His impersonations suck, he can’t tell a joke without breaking character or cracking up, and Taxi might be the worst movie involving Queen Latifah ever…and she was in “Roberto Benigni’s Pinocchio”, and “The Country Bears”…WHAT THE FUCK?!

Fallon, stop trying to be funny…you’re even worse than Leno at it.

Having said that, if you keep Carson Daly from getting the Tonight Show gig, all is forgiven.